Now is the time. Your new life awaits you on the horizon. You deserve unbridled freedom. The Aether backpack will reliably transport your essential cargo from one destination to the next, the same way you consistently make decisions with your best interests at heart.

• Made from 100% Polyester

• Dimensions: 16″H x 12″W x 5.5″D

• Max Weight: 44 Lbs

• Water-Resistant Material

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not facilitate levitation.

Go on. Leave. Take only what you need. The Aether tote bag will help you carry the most precious and important things into the next chapter of your life and beyond.

• 100% Spun Polyester Fabric

• Handles Made From 100% Cotton Denim

• Bag Size: 15″ × 15″

• Maximum Weight Limit: 44 Lbs

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not magnify strength according to the laws of physics.

How much longer will you sit on the sidelines, waiting for the right moment to steal away and never look back? Whatever reason you need to justify that new and fulfilling life, the Aether duffle bag will conceal and carry the last shreds of dignity that prompted the courage to fight for a better existence.

• 100% Polyester

• One Size: 22″L × 11.5″H × 11.5″W

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not bend space or time.

Things may heat up the moment we decide to make a better life for ourselves. In that case, the Aether crop top can help ease the discomfort of fiery outbursts from the status quo, fuming with their intolerance for independent thinkers.

• 95% Polyester, 5% Elastane

• Unisex

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not produce ice spells.

In need of an additional layer to block out the nonsense from unsupportive people and situations? Those feelings are not uncommon. Allow the Aether sweatshirt to bolster your already proactive approach to trimming the proverbial fat of taxing relationships.

*Caution: Wearing the Aether sweatshirt decreases one's tolerance to mindless bullshit.


• 95% Polyester & 5% Elastane

• Unisex Inclusive Sizing

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not shed light upon the void.

It’s never too late to start over. The rest of your life, along with genuinely loving people await you on the other side of an arduous and lonely transition period. Between now and your inevitable fulfillment, the Aether hoodie will protect you against the icy chill of onlookers still frozen in their fear of change and authenticity.

• 95% Polyester & 5% Elastane

• Unisex Inclusive Sizing

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not generate invisibility.

When stepping into your power, it's important to surround yourself with people, places, and things that recognize the welling greatness within you. The Aether bomber jacket humbly yet confidently announces the prowess that has ushered you into your enlightened state of being.

• 100% polyester

• Unisex

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not influence mind control.

Remove the obstacles shackling you to an unfulfilling circumstance and run for your life. The Aether slip-on canvas shoe will guide you through that perilous road to freedom. Why not make the most of your time left and set out on the race to discover your true calling in life.

* Option to share "said calling" with the world after discovery process.

• 100% polyester canvas upper side

• Ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) rubber outsole

• Hypoallergenic Magical Forcefield

• Does not induce lightning speed.